I’m betting the Pompadour wouldn’t move if he took a header
By KBarton10 on May 23, 2008 in Advertising, Fly Fishing, humor
You’re aware of the decline in fishermen and license sales, how “them as will inherit” are more likely to play the electronic version than actually venture into the woods.
With state and federal budgets adversely affected, a tourniquet is needed to reverse the trend and restore “Man’s Oldest time-wasting pursuit” back onto it’s ivory pedestal.
A consortium of agencies undertook the development of an “Outdoor Fly Fishing Awareness” campaign, hiring the promoter responsible for the highly successful “50 State Quarters” program of the US Mint.
Each state is represented by a celebrity citizen carefully chosen to demonstrate the qualities and character needed for the successful angler, whose role and activities in the angling community are near-legend.
First to release is the 2008 “Nevada” poster, guaranteed to make them disenfranchised couch potato’s flock to the stream in droves. Nothing like a little “Danke Schoen” to revitalize that waning hunter-gatherer ethic dulled by Domino’s Pizza.
Hell, you knew I was going to follow all them serious posts with something akin to lying outright and completely silly…
Technorati Tags: wayne newton, danke Schoen, 50 State Quarters, fly fishing, license revenue
oatka | May 23, 2008 | Reply
What you catch in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
SMJ | May 23, 2008 | Reply
Welcome back Singlebarbed. All of that seriousness was starting to worry me.
Igneous Rock | May 23, 2008 | Reply
It appears that SMJ has had time to return his recent ebay purchase, carefully wrapped in blue language. I suppose Wannabe and Underground are still lookin for the box; judging from their lack of comment. Now let’s talk about Chinese & Indian fly fishing gear.
SMJ | May 23, 2008 | Reply
Igneous: Though to the untrained eye my language may appear to be blue, it’s actually aquamarine. I’m not sure I understand the rest of your comment.
Steve Dobson | May 23, 2008 | Reply
You can tell he is not a “serious” fly fisherman though. The bowtie doesn’t have an LL Bean logo on it.
A. Wannabe Travelwriter | May 23, 2008 | Reply
Hey, I didn’t go anywhere and I am NOT looking for the box. I still trying to get all those words read on the last few mega-posts.
Not that I ain’t hip with the groove, but what’s an eBay?!?
KBarton10 | May 23, 2008 | Reply
I guess my question is, would “Botox” aid or hinder a tailing loop?
It can freeze a smile on a face – wouldn’t it prevent the wrist from flopping? Sounds plausible to me..