What did you think he was looking at?
By KBarton10 on Apr 11, 2008 in humor
I can’t believe you fellows are so easily snookered, all you had to do was ask … Singlebarbed as national secret - unlikely, we’re far more comfortable with the “national treasure” label…
Dick Cheney is a latecomer, it was Zsa Zsa Gabor that put us on the map. Our paparazzi are politer than most, hence the Power Elite flock to our pages like .. well .. insects to a windshield.
Must be our humility..
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Pete | Apr 12, 2008 | Reply
This opens a Pandora’s Box of questions. Why were you naked in Dick Cheney’s drift boat?
KBarton10 | Apr 12, 2008 | Reply
I can’t answer that, I blacked out after they started the waterboarding…
Reed | Apr 12, 2008 | Reply
KB,
Given: The angle of reflection is equal to the angle of incidence.
Therefore, while the naked woman may have been standing in front of a leering Cheney, he was *not looking at her*.
This means either:
1/ Cheney is a real fisherman, up to his waist in cold water and blissfully unaware of anything without fins,
or
2/ The US just declared another war somewhere…
Reed