Don’t mind us, we’re just tormenting the Trout Underground
By KBarton10 on Dec 13, 2007 in Opinions & Rants
“Halving my gruel ration” is pretty sacred stuff for us portly types. It’s like hearing the “Defcon 4″ klaxon echoing through Cheyenne Mountain, requiring instantaneous response.
…that’s OK, this was what TC was going to unwrap for Christmas, a genuine bamboo monitor, with matching bamboo mouse.
Now I’m thinking the rubber dogdoo or the inflatable fish bladder is the appropriate gift, that’ll teach him to mess with fat guys.
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Trout Underground | Dec 14, 2007 | Reply
Tormenting? Hell, I write for a living — there’s nothing you can do that a client hasn’t already done far, far better…
KBarton10 | Dec 14, 2007 | Reply
I like the comment Tom, but don’t you think it needs more sex?
(Blue Pencil)
Try it again.