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Yes, but I thought that "big" portions were bad for you

KFC-Releases The SingleBarbed “Double Helix” award goes to the folks that married stem cells with dinosaur DNA to perfect the Tyrannosaurus Nugget. Hell yes it’s a crowd pleaser, as even the family canine can get in on the action.

While ancient DNA and laboratory cultures may save fisheries from extinction, prehistoric halibut could taste like toilet cleanser – you have to grow it first and find out, no?

Researchers were startled to find that most dinosaur-cultured meat lacks cholesterol, the prevailing theory is that since everything was chasing everything else, meat lacked time to grow any.

My, what big teeth you have, Grandma..

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  1. Alex C | Nov 13, 2007 | Reply

    Cholesterol is bad for you?

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