Comments on: Not Jailbait, real Bait – and suddenly the Dry Fly Purists know humility http://singlebarbed.com/2007/10/10/not-jailbait-real-bait-and-suddenly-the-dry-fly-purists-know-humility/ Fly fishing in Brown Water Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:43:33 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: San Mateo Joe http://singlebarbed.com/2007/10/10/not-jailbait-real-bait-and-suddenly-the-dry-fly-purists-know-humility/comment-page-1/#comment-261 San Mateo Joe Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:11:20 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/2007/10/10/not-jailbait-real-bait-and-suddenly-the-dry-fly-purists-know-humility/#comment-261 You’d think he’d have the decency to leave a little something to his friends who don't like to fish with bait. Maybe find someone who will carve his bones into a few dozen lures and jigs, or perhaps have his scalp tanned out. He obviously hasn’t given this enough thought. More liquor might help. As for your worries that using your own body as bait would pose an environmental hazard, simply insist that a warning label be put on every jar of "Singlebarbed(tm)" stating that it's been scientifically designed for use on the Little Stinking. That should give pause to anyone thinking of actually using the stuff anywhere else. You’d think he’d have the decency to leave a little something to his friends who don’t like to fish with bait. Maybe find someone who will carve his bones into a few dozen lures and jigs, or perhaps have his scalp tanned out. He obviously hasn’t given this enough thought. More liquor might help.

As for your worries that using your own body as bait would pose an environmental hazard, simply insist that a warning label be put on every jar of “Singlebarbed(tm)” stating that it’s been scientifically designed for use on the Little Stinking. That should give pause to anyone thinking of actually using the stuff anywhere else.

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