All I can say is we fear what we don’t understand.

hawgdaddy

Think about it before you answer, as my long lost sibling definetly owes me $20..

I too fail to understand the slaw dog’s appeal. They look too much like a cross between dirty diapers and the dog’s breakfast. I personally prefer a pair or two of brats, marinated in beer, served with grilled onions and mashed potatoes (and of course more beer), on a plate, and consumed with knife and fork. Then again, I’m one of those snobby fly fishers, so that’s to be expected.

I too have a soft spot for Nestle Crunch bars, hence my fat ass. I am no fan of bottled water, but if Nestle were to reveal plans for a chocolate factory in McCloud, I doubt I’d have the will to oppose them.

I too live with a poor excuse for a dog, a small yellow mutt that my wife ruined long ago. She tells those who don’t know any better that it’s a confused miniature Golden Retriever with “drooling issues.” I call it an embarrassment.

It’s obvious now that TC never really had the stomach for bikini battle, and I’ve yearned for the day when a warrior without morals or scruples would come along, snatch up the bikini flag, and charge into the fray with a cry of “No Mercy!” I know now that day has come.

I’ll admit to being slightly disappointed that none of these comments will reduce the size of my ass, but I think I’ll get over it. Getting drunk should help.

Mom used to say there were two babies on the church steps, but someone clocked her from behind before she could grab the cute well-behaved one. Is it possible you are my long lost brother?

I’m sorry. Hand in your Secret Decoder Ring. You’re being demoted to Writer.