Sage “Z Plane” warps Space-Time Continuum

Granted that I only completed college, but I have seen every Star Trek episode twice, I know physics.

Sage Rod Company has introduced the “Z Plane” series of graphite rods, perusing their site some thoughts came unbidden; the X axis is horizontal, the Y axis is vertical, therefore the Z axis has to be the wobble induced by an unbalanced body in orbit near my head.

So I went to the Internet for confirmation and “Google’d” a surprising confirmation; a scholarly work entitled, “A General Definition of Ring Puckering Coordinates.” Not all of this tome lends itself to layman’s translation, suffice it to say that an unstable sharp object in subsonic flight, enhanced by a “wobble” in the Z-Axis, would cause my “ring” to pucker uncontrollably.

Methinks the advertising geniuses at Sage have to learn from the Cocaine energy drink flap, they can expect a call from WalMart and Ralph Nader.